I love scenarios and I hate being in situations
guy who says “it’s okay im reclaiming it” when you tell him not to take the lord’s name in vain
You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care
yeah sorry I crushed your boyfriend with the flat side of my knife to release his aromas. yeah he’s in the soup now
Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information